Last Call: A Martini with Bond

Bond, James Bond. There is no other more well known name in the international spy movie genre. That being said, I will admit up front, I’ve never been what I would call a Bond “fan.” Yes, I’ve seen all the movies, and I enjoyed Sean, George, Roger, Timothy and Pierce as they each put their spin on 007 (my grandmother and I both thought David Niven was brilliant in the 1967 Casino Royale). I do, however, hold Daniel Craig as my favorite Bond. His predecessors were all suave, debonair, ladies men without a crack in their spy veneer. Daniel’s Bond has cracks, he has demons, he feels pain, makes mistakes, and isn’t afraid to be human. That is what I have loved in the last four films, and is most present in No Time to Die.

First of all, I am happy to report that not once in the 2H43M runtime did I even think to look at my phone. There is never a dull moment, though not ALL the moments are filled with the action that we have come to expect from these films. The plot is far more thoughtful than any of it’s predecessors, and pays testament to the enigma that is Bond, James Bond. Longtime screenwriters Neal Purvis and Robert Wade are joined this time by director Cary Fukunaga and Fleabag’s own Phoebe Waller-Bridge, and I think those additions are what puts this Bond film past the others in character and storyline. Waller-Bridge’s brittle British humor shines through, adding levity in scenes that might’ve drowned in melodrama. I also appreciated the lack of subplot, instead focusing steadily on Bond’s crisis of heart.

One aspect that thrilled me in No Time to Die is that we no longer have the requisite “Bond girl” who needs to be saved/protected/rescued by Bond. Instead, we enter a new era in the spy game, where women agents kick butt just as well (dare I say even better) than Bond, and not a single female in the movie is in need of him to save her. They’re all very capable of saving themselves, and THAT has been a long time coming. I’m personally hoping they get future screentime, as any one of them could carry the mantle of 007.

Not that there aren’t some missteps. A few items would have been better a little more explained, but that could be said of any film. My main issue is in the villian character. The brilliant Rami Malek is wasted in the role of the requisite bad-guy. He looks the part, and he plays it with a subdued and scary calm. But so little was put into creating the character, we are left to just accept the storyline with no purpose. And not only are there precious few scenes featuring the character, the AGE of the character doesn’t make sense in casting someone as young as Malek. I’m hoping he gets a better post-Freddy shot to show his acting chops, but this just isn’t his best.

It was also good to see some familiar MI6 faces (M, Q, and Moneypenny), and I hope they return for the next incarnation of Bond. While this IS indeed Craig’s last outing as our favorite superspy, please stick around to the absolute end of the credits, where we’re promised once again …..

James Bond Will Return

KatNyp Scale: Almost Purrrrfect!

3rd Time’s the Charm!!

So, for those of you who might be reading this, I have commitment issues. Not in relationships (I retired 14 years ago from dating) but in hobbies. I started trying to talk about this blog 5 years ago, actually posted stuff a year later, then a year later after that. I had SWORN last year when I changed jobs, I was going to commit to this page …..

And the COVID-19 happened. I was AT the theater for a total of 8 movies last year. The 1st was “Frozen 2” (with my grandson, aka Monkey) and the last was “The New Mutants” alone. They were neither best or worst of last year (best was Tenet, followed closely by The Gentlemen; worst by far was “Cats” which had NO CAT FACES and was a truly moldy, smelly hairball) but were better than not being in the theater at all. Here is the complete, and tremendously short, list for 2020, along with it’s rating:

Frozen 2: B+
Cats: F F F F F F F F
Just Mercy: A
Dolittle: B
Birds of Prey: B+
The Gentlemen: A-
Tenet: A+
The New Mutants: D

If you know me, the movie theater is my temple of sorts. It’s where I go to check out and immerse myself in another world. It’s where I feel at home. And once they opened back up, I wasn’t letting anyone stop me from getting my movie on! And, much like most years, the 1st out of the gate was a Disney movie, so it felt like we were off to a good start.

Now that I’m fully vaxed, and have MUCH more time on my hands now that my oldest and his brood have moved away (Monkey included, still a bit weepy to be honest), I took the leap of becoming an AMC A-list member.

I’m ALSO going for a new record, how many times I can get INTO the theater this year. Just past the half point, and I’m at 9. Goal is to surpass my previous high of 68 back in 2017.

See ya at the movies!!

2017 – Theater Trip #1 – Assassin’s Creed

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Maybe I should have watched the game at some point? (as much as my kids have played it, I’ve always been a Nintendo Only gamer… ZELDA!!) While I found the movie visually stunning, I kept feeling like I was missing something.  The incredible cinematography made it really FEEL like I was in a video game, almost 3-d like but NOT  (I can see where some people might get a bit queasy at first).  Fortunately, there is a LOT of action and a shirtless Michael Fassbender so it was totally watchable, too.

KatNyp score:  C+

2016 – The Movies Sorta Sucked, too

So, this blog was supposed to be my resolution for 2016, but that didn’t happen so I will try again for 2017.  In the meantime, fell four short of 2015’s number to 57.  But I also found it NOT to be a stellar movie year overall.  There were a few I would have like to see, but the timing just didn’t work (Sully, BFG) but also more than a handful that I was expecting to enjoy much more than I did, and more than a few that I wish I could have my 90+ minutes of life back (Hail, Caesar! SUCKED).  And if anyone could explain Arrival to me, I would appreciate it, because it was like the first 45 minutes of 2001: A Space Odyssey when your’e thinking “WTF is going on here?” …. and that was the whole film.

Vintage Note: Seeing Labyrinth (TWICE even!!) and Never Ending Story on the big screen was great, but seeing Phantasm (the movie that started my love of good horror flicks) for the first time on the big screen since I was 14 was WICKED!!!

Favorite Film:  Hands down, Deadpool.  I can watch it from any point that I catch it at now on cable, and it both cracks me up and amazes me every time for how “in your FACE, Hollywood” it is.  This is the movie that you get to make when the studio is the one begging.  The opening credits were LITERALLY just the beginning.  Oh yeah … Ryan Reynolds …. nuff said.

Close Second: Rogue One.  Quite possibly the best one in the whole series.  Loved it.

Worst besides Hail, Caesar!: Tarzan.  There are times when a GORGEOUS shirtless man can save a movie.  This is NOT one of them.  Not even on mute.

The 2016 List:

Movie Grade
Joy A-
Norm of the North C-
Creed B
Labrynth U*
Hail, Caesar D-
Deadpool A+
Race B
Eddie the Eagle A-
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot C-
Zootopia A
10 Cloverfiled Lane C-
The Boss C-
Batman vs Superman B
Everybody Wants Some A-
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 B+
The Huntsman: Winter’s War C-
Hello, My Name is Doris C-
Sing Street A
The Jungle Book B+
Captain America B
Money Monster B+
The Nice Guys A-
The Meddler B-
Alice Through the Looking Glass C-
Xmen Apocalypse B
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows B
Now You See Me 2 B
Warcraft C-
Finding Dory A
Angry Birds B
Independence Day: Resurgence B
The Legend of Tarzan D
Secret Life of Pets A+
Ghostbusters A
Bad Moms B
Suicide Squad B-
Star Trek: Beyond A
Jason Bourne C+
Neverending Story U
Phantasm U
Magnificent 7 B-
Miss Peregrin’s Home for Peculiar Children A+
Deepwater Horizon C
The Accountant B+
Dr. Strange A
Arrival B
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them A
Moana A
Manchester By The Sea C
Office Christmas Party B+
Hacksaw Ridge B
Rogue One A+
Sing C
La La Land B-
Passengers B+
Edge of Seventeen B+
Collateral Beauty B+

#2 – Norm of the North

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As seen on January 17, 2016 – Movie Buddy: Monkey – AMC Bowles Crossing

The best thing about this movie was that it was the first of the year with my grandson , one of my favorite movie buddies!  The second best thing was the amount of current pop music included in the soundtrack (Shut Up and Dance, Geronimo) that made Monkey happy.  There was a fair amount of seat dancing going on, which was far more entertaining than the movie itself.  Beyond that, it was not particularly original or entertaining.  The lemmings, however, were quite cute.  Definitely more the boy-humor than I would normally like.

On the KatNyp scale, I give it a 4 … not quite a full hairball, but no purring going on here.

#1 – Joy

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As seen on January 5, 2016 – Movie Buddy: Kendra – AMC Bowles Crossing

I’m not quite sure what it is about the joining of Russel, Lawrence, Cooper and DeNiro, but it always ends up in a pretty good movie.

On the KatNyp scale – 7.5 – A good long purr.